Fun stuff a friend of mine sent me.
Sort of like How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Ah-wunn. Ah-tawooo. Thhhreeee. Crrrunch!
(Actually someone did have way too much time on their hands and counted---3,481 licks, give or take depending on the geek who tried)
Many years ago in
Scotland , a new game was invented.. It was ruled 'Gentlemen
Only..Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
The first couple to
be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma
Every day more money
is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better.
It is impossible to lick
The State with the
highest percentage of people who walk to work:
The percentage of
Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get
The percentage of
North America that is wilderness: 38%
The cost of raising
a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
The average number
of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
have more zinc and copper in their hair..
The first novel ever
written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have 'the rule
The San Francisco
Cable cars are the only mobile National
Each king in a deck
of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
If a statue in the
park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle..
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes
Only two people
signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
Q. Half of all
Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
Q. Most boat owners
name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
Q.. If you were to
spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'?
Q. What do
bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers have in common?
A. All were invented
Q. What is the only
food that doesn't spoil?
Q. Which day are
there more collect calls than any other day of the
time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the
phrase....'Good night , sleep tight'
It was the accepted
practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the
wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey wine and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale
is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind
your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get
the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
Many years ago in
England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill ,
they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle'
is the phrase inspired by this practice.
At least 75% of
people who read this will try to lick their
Don't delete this
just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read
I cdnuolt blveiee
taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
4. You e-mail the
person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your
11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading
this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
NOW U R LAUGHING at
Now you're going to try again to lick your
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